Flashback TMI Tuesday from April 9, 2013.
If, Ands, and Butts
1. If you had a magic beauty wand, what would you give yourself?
a. Shinier hair, hands down.
b. Glowing, soft skin–pass the moisturizer dude.
c. Brighter eyes, with no crows feet—I want to look less tired.
d. Nada. I love what I’ve got.
b. My skin can get a little dry, especially in the winter. I’m constantly applying lotion to my hands and elbows lately.
2. If you were spring cleaning your life what five things would you throw out?
I’d throw out all self-doubt, along with anxiety, procrastination, Covid-19, and all my old socks that I don’t wear but keep around for some reason.
3. If money were no object, what kind of house would you buy?
I have multiple partners, so I’d buy something with a few wings so we could have our own space when we need it, but it would also need to have a super-sized bed for cuddle puddles, a big dine-in kitchen, a soaker tub deep enough that boobs and knees are submerged at the same time, a full-body shower big enough for at least three people, and a huge sectional where we can watch movies and shows together. It will also need a game room, a pool, a hot tub, and a dungeon.
4. Have you ever visited an erotic massage parlor AND had a “happy ending”?
Bonus: Using the handy chart, what is your butt type, spanked or not?
I’m not really sure, I’ve never really checked out my own butt. You’d have to ask someone else. I’ve never been spanked either, but it’s on the list.
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